Thank my older brother Warner (not one of the Warner Brothers; he actually hates that joke) for reminding me to write those reminders and installation steps about license plates, frames, and covers. I hope I got them right. I even took some notes while studying my own license plate. And I also did ask for advice from a few trustworthy friends—those who are more into cars than I am.
You see, Warner just gave me this blog as a new year’s gift to look after while he’s on the road to self-reconstruction. Hehe. Anyway, he’s the car pro in the family, has always been fascinated with auto exterior parts–the beauty and complexity of theirs details–while I just enjoy the ride. But I’m trying my best to continue what he started. Aha!
I digress, sorry.
Now can we go back to Obamania?
For sure, you’ve already seen the Beast in action on TV. The Cadillac One. The Obamobile.
Custom-built by General Motors in Detroit, the US$300,000 presidential limousine is one fascinating masterpiece. Elegance fit for a president, technology that’s only for the powerful. This is one ride that I’d gladly take anytime. But since the probability of me driving the prez limo, or even taking the passenger seat, is pretty slim, like maybe one in a trillion, I’d just write about it.
So are you ready to slice up the Beast?

• Armor-plated all throughout
• Heavy-duty bodywork (dual-hardness steel, aluminum, titanium, and ceramic materials)
• Armor-plated doors, 8 inches thick, weighs as much as a Boeing 757 airliner’s cabin door
• Bulletproof driver’s window, opens by just three inches
• Bulletproof glass
• Completely sealed to endure even rocket and chemical attacks
• Defense systems’ pump-action shotguns, night-vision cameras, and tear-gas cannons
• Armor-plated petrol tank that contains foam to prevent it from exploding when hit
• Boot’s own oxygen supply and advanced fire-fighting system
• Kevlar-reinforced, puncture-, shred-resistant tires
• Tires’ steel rims enable the car to continue running even with a missing tire
• Rear seat contains desktop, wifi laptop computer, satellite phone, and direct line to the vice president and Pentagon
• Latest electronic communication systems and GPS tracking system on the dashboard
• Remote-controlled ten-CD changer
• Hand-stitched interior leather
More of the Beast dissection tomorrow!